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Stay stocked up on cereal with a SURREAL subscription. You’ll get...
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Variety Pack
A mix pack of all 4 flavours - cocoa, cinnamon, frosted and peanut butter, each containing up to 13g protein, 6-8g net carbs, 146-155 calories and 0g sugar per serving – so good it’s hard to believe its (sur)real.
High Protein
Low Carb
Zero Sugar
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Cinnamon
Time to spice up your morning, if not your life, with cheeky Golden O’s of joy, containing 14g protein, 8g net carbs, 147 calories and 0g sugar per serving.
High Protein
Low Carb
Zero Sugar
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Cocoa
A cereal OG. This chocolatey cereal contains 13g protein, 6g net carbs, 155 calories and 0g sugar per serving. Oh, and 100% free of any monkey business.
High Protein
Low Carb
Zero Sugar
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Frosted
No tigers were hurt in the making of this Surreal, but with 13g protein, 8g net carbs, 146 calories and 0g sugar per serving, Tony’s feelings might well have been.
High Protein
Low Carb
Zero Sugar
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Peanut Butter
We could say you’ll go nuts for this, but we’re above such things, instead, know it has 14g protein, 7g net carbs, 149 calories and 0g sugar per serving.
High Protein
Low Carb
Zero Sugar
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PB & Cocoa Mixed Pack
Some things just go together, like Peanut Butter and Cocoa, or coffee and Monday mornings. PB and Cocoa are tasty on their own, or mix em together for a brand new breakfast. High protein, no sugar and completely Monday free.
High Protein
Low Carb
Zero Sugar
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Variety 6 Pack
A mix pack of all 6 flavours - cocoa, cinnamon, frosted, peanut butter, cookies and cream and caramelised biscuit, each containing up to 14g protein, 6-8g net carbs, 146-155 calories and 0g sugar per serving – so good it’s hard to believe its (sur)real.
High Protein
Low Carb
Zero Sugar
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Ingredients
Pea starch
Peas for breakfast? Yup, pea starch is packed with fibre & is a great ingredient to help improve your digestive system.
Plant-based protein
We use a mix of soy and pea protein - it's great for growth and repair, and now you don't need to "do a Rocky" and chug raw eggs.
Rapeseed oil
The lowest saturated fat of any oil, and packed with so much Vitamin E that they should rename it rapeseeeeeeeeed.
Inulin from Chicory Root
Nope not a character from Star Trek, Inulin is a rich source of dietary fiber (90%+) which is great for your digestive system. It’s also gluten free and vegan friendly.
Natural Flavours
All our flavourings are completely natural. Our bright orange tan is fake though.
Sweeteners
Our not-so-secret blend of Stevia and Erythritol gives sweetness without the sugar crash or calories.
We also use a bit of Sucralose in Frosted, to help really replicate that childhood sweetness.
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1 case = 4 x boxes
You bet your body fat it is. With only 6-8g of Net Carbs per serving and 0g of Sugar
In simple terms they’re the carbs your body can use and digest. Or if you want to get more science-y about it, they’re the total carbohydrates in food minus the fiber and sugar alcohols.
We’re not made of the same stuff as traditional cereals, we avoid sugar and we’re packed with protein. But we really do, do all we can to keep our prices as low as possible. Without compromising on quality of course.
If you don't totally love your cereal, we'll refund your first case in full. Refunds eligible for 30 days from purchase.
THE REVIEWS ARE IN
“The cereal you loved growing up, made nutritionally relevant to the adult you’ve become.”
“Surreal is the perfect breakfast (or midnight snack) for your inner child.”
“Surreal is ideal for those craving a more nutritious spin on the childhood classics.”
Why Surreal?
High Protein
12-13g of plant-based protein per bowl.
Zero Sugar
No sugar, no nonsense.
Low Carb
Only 6-8g of net carbs per bowl and keto friendly.
High Fibre
High in gut-boosting fibre.
Vegan
Completely plant-based.
Gluten Free
No wheat, no grains.
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